1. She's "gone country" but ain't country. Who sold more records last year, Carrie Underwood or Jessica Simpson?2. Remember, if you must, her short lived reality show: "I thought Chicken of the Sea was chicken." Please, Daisy Duke knows you can't chicken-fry tuna!
3. Who do you want on your side in a bar fight -- Gretchen Wilson or Jessica "Oh, My, I Broke a Nail" Simpson?
4. Daisy Duke's shorts weren't cut from designer jeans. Get some Wranglers, girl!
5. Do not disrespect Dolly Parton by forgetting the words to her song in the house of country.
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